Feral Interactive is hosting a very punny* contest over at facebook: https://www.facebook.com/feralinteractive
To win all you have to do is come up with the best railroading pun.
Even if you are not a Mac I’d suggest checking out the competition. The current entries already had me rolling* (stock) with laughter.
I cannot wait to see what everyone comes up with once this contest rolls into the station*.
*I’m not very good at puns.